WHO IN THE FIVE PLANETS AM I?

Caroline Barnard-Smith is a speculative fiction author with too many ideas. She's written horror, epic fantasy, and sci-fi, and she refuses to pick a favourite.

Alongside her novels, Caroline’s short stories have appeared in Crawling, Annihilation Radiation, and many other places. She is currently writing an epic fantasy trilogy while simultaneously drafting a weird sci-fi novel set in a planetary system that revolves around a colossal, sentient head. The effort may well tip her over the edge.

Caroline and her family live in the wild valleys of Devon in the UK. They are owned by a grumpy orange cat.

Caroline Barnard-Smith attempting (and very obviously failing) to look cool and mysterious.
The author, sans grumpy orange cat (unfortunately)

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